Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.
Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children
can we just take a moment to appreciate the obama tumblr using #we will go down with this ship as a tag
I bet Barack Obama purposefully sleeps in so he can run to the Oval Office with a piece of toast in his mouth.
Every morning with Obama is an 80s movie opening. He skateboards through Washington with a loose tie and high-fiving people on the street, snatching fruit from vendors and giving it to homeless people, flirting with sunbathing women. Dunking a basketball before hurrying into the office with that piece of toast and straightening his tie.
Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.
invade britain when you want mr president. i’ll leave the door open
if you wanna come in Italy too, we need help, you know…
Obama feels personally victimized by Joss Whedon.